I was tempted to wear black — like Federer at the U.S. Open — and have them drag me off the court screaming. That would have been a fun column, with me cast as Rodney Dangerfield in “Caddy-shack.” Instead, I bought the white shorts and showed up to play. I parked my ‘89 Toyota Corolla between a shiny black Cadillac and a gleaming silver BMW…read article…